100 Words - Viking Askew

 

Ken’s Viking-style funeral lost much of its majesty when the flames reached the propane canisters that his nephew hid under the body. Though some would later argue that the human debris raining down on the friends and relatives was poetic in a rather bad-ass way.

At the party later they stood around the keg and played, “What’s That Body Part?” as they picked debris off each other. By the time the keg was empty and the scotch was flowing they had a trash bag half full of gore, and were considering its fate, finally settling on the strip club dumpster.