Saturday, December 24, 2022

100 Words - Magic Words


 Andy was in sixth grade when he discovered the magic of words. The other kids could use words and write sentences, just as he could. What he discovered was that he didn’t have to just write what he was told. His words could be formed into ideas of his very own.

Andy’s words reached for the and dredged the depths of hell. He spewed his words on to page after page of notebook paper. After two weeks he looked back to the beginning and started reading. He quickly realized all that sentence structure and punctuation they taught wasn’t just nonsense.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

100 Words - Questions


 

Arthur was the shame of Sunday school. His classmates all worked hard and memorized the bible, chapter and verse. Not Arthur. He questioned everything. What did the words mean? The nuns sent him to the priest. Instead of punishment, he answered Arthur’s questions then sent him home, telling him he didn’t have to come back.

Unfortunately, public school did not accept defeat so easily. How can you discover a continent that has people? Who gets to to decide what’s a swear word? What really happened to Chuck Cunningham? The teachers ignored all his questions, but would never let him leave.


Monday, December 12, 2022

Dragons?


The horror of cause and effect

Saturday, December 10, 2022

100 Words - Llama Farmer


 

The academics told him that education would ennoble and enable him. The ruling class said he was being indoctrinated in to being a subversive radical. Eventually he learned that he was being programmed to be a cog. He revolted and became the world’s best educated llama farmer.

The other llama farmers envied his learning and sought out his guidance on issues of llamadom. But, he became melancholy. Others thought him bored, but in reality he saw that the big machine of society was grinding to a halt. He wondered if he was the missing part that would have saved it.

Saturday, December 3, 2022

100 Words - Dark Room


 

I woke up in a comfortable chair in complete darkness. I had to pee. I got up and felt my way to a wall. A couple of feet along I found a light switch and flicked it on. The horrors in the room were too much to bear. I switched off the light and peed where I stood.

The light woke me up. He held a bloody cleaver. He smiled, turned off the light and said, “And now it’s dark.” I laughed and said, “I love that movie.” He Laughed. We shared our favorite movie lines till the police came.


Sunday, November 27, 2022

100 Words - Suburban Hideaway

 


To most people Raul was the nice retired man down the street that fixed up bikes for the neighbor kids. To the few who knew otherwise his appearance meant their luck had run out. The nameless man in the expensive suit was there. They were doomed.

Then there was the incident at the Piggly Wiggly. Raul was doing his usual shopping and chatting with neighbors, when he saw a man he thought he recognized. This man screamed, “No! It’s not fair!” and threw a barrage of produce at Raul. That was it for Raul. No more suburban hideaway for him.


Saturday, November 19, 2022

100 Words - Horror


 

He was a writer of the darkest horrors. Creatures seen and unseeable inhabited his pages, kept at bay by nightlights and big dogs allowed to sleep in the bed just this once. Even the “good” characters often unleashed mental plagues unbearable to mere readers.

At events, the cosplaying masses sought him out whenever he went. They were annoying but mostly dressed in sexy spandex outfits. They would compliment him and many would say they wished they could write like him. He always answered, “No. The nightmares alone would crush you.” Then he would smile and they would walk slowly away.

Saturday, November 12, 2022

100 Words - Drive North


Peter decided he would drive north. Drive north till the pavement ended. Drive till the road ended. Drive till the land ended. One mile into his trek he came to Harry’s Diner and stopped for a cheeseburger. Afterwards he went to a movie with some friends.

Peter’s obsessions usually followed a similar pattern. Everything he imagined would be a grand adventure turned into drudgery. He always longed for the destination but was unwilling to undertake the journey. Till he bought a cheap electric guitar. He loved its noises. His finger bled. He mastered it. That guitar was buried beside him.


Thursday, November 10, 2022

Mr. Marley's Escape (short story)



 Mr. Marley was a lovable lummox. He didn’t contribute much during his life, but he caused no harm. He wasn’t a pillar of the community, but he was always available to help save the world from the horror of unempty kegs.

Mr. Marley drove Mercurys since he got out of the army after WWII. They were mostly ordinary and boring but he loved each one. Then, in 1969, the dealer gave him a deal on a brand new Mercury Cyclone, a street-legal NACSAR racer. Marley hit the road and his family never saw him again.

His family didn’t really miss him. His kids were grown and his wife quickly found a much less ordinary life of her very own. It took Mr. Marley’s workplace three months to notice his absence and kept mailing his paycheck. When they noticed they were too embarrassed to ask Mrs. Marley for the money back.

The road proved to be Mr. Marley’s soul mate. Not the interstates, they were boring. He fell in love with the roads built before Eisenhower carved up the country. Roads that went places rather than through places. The roads guarded by giants with mufflers for swords. Pink motels that looked like a scattering on Monopoly houses. The good stuff of America.

At a New Jersey yard sale he bought a pile of text books. All kinds of subjects. He never went to college, thinking he wasn’t smart enough. He wasn’t the only one with that opinion. In his family, college was just for exceptional students or rich kids trying to avoid the draft. He was shocked at how much he understood for those text books.

One day Mr. Marley pulled up to a pick your own Strawberry stand. He’d never been to one before. He took a basket and for 15 minutes tried in vain to find a single pickable strawberry. He returned his empty basket and commented to the clerk on the illusion of free choice. The clerk said, “What?” Mr. Marley didn’t feel like explaining.

He wasn’t a food snob though. Mr. Marley never had any interest in fine dining. He looked upon such events as plays where the diners were the actors and the audience. A contest with rules set by Emily Post rather than Edmond Hoyle. He preferred heartier fare. Eating for the purpose of eating.

One night he was driving late, having given up trying to find a motel. He toyed with the idea of driving all night till the sunrise blinded him in the rear view mirror. He liked the idea when he came across a roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. It was surrounded by pickup trucks. Just like in the movies. He decided to go in and get drunk enough to sleep in the car.

The bartender was beautiful, but old enough to be his mother. When asked what he wanted, he said, “Surprise me.” The liquid she poured into the glass smelled of cinnamon and rotten eggs. She warned him to take it slow, but he’s too much a man, and too much a Marley to heed such a warning. He later told the emergency room nurse that he felt his liver shiver. She understood.

At some point he fell asleep. It was slow in the E.R. so the nurses let him be till morning. He tried to order a ride share, but nobody would come. A seven mile walk under the southern side goes a long way to sobering you up. His car was still in the parking lot, along with several of the pickup trucks. There was a cop there who gave him a breathalyzer test before he let Mr. Marley drive.

For the first time on his journey he felt the loneliness of the highway. He looked for a long time at the empty passenger seat. Missing the woman who used to sit there. He pulled over to call her, but the number was disconnected. He tried several friends and family back home, but nobody would talk to him. He climbed into the back seat of the car and cried himself to sleep.

Monday, November 7, 2022

Omar Episode 8 - The Reveal

People are not always who they seem.

Saturday, November 5, 2022

100 Words - BART graves


 

I dreamed that I had to visit a grave that was under the Colma BART station. It was down under the train level. I tried to sneak past the end of the platform, but there was a cop there. I told him what I was looking for. He laughed, let me pass and told me to take the second set of stairs.

At the bottom, it was there. A dirt floor with a few gravestones scattered about. The one I was looking for didn’t have a name. It had a message. I had to brush the dust away. “Wake Up.”

Saturday, October 8, 2022

100 Words - Sled Control


I learned the hard way there was in fact a limit to how fast I could take that corner on my sled. I swung just a bit wide and hit the cellar bulkhead shoulder blade first. My mother made me put on a suit to go to the emergency room. My first x-ray. Not my last.

That’s where the fear began. Not a fear of physical harm, but a fear of lack of control. I hate the feeling of being just along for the ride. I need to be in charge. That’s why I hate those damn roller-coasters. No control.

Monday, October 3, 2022

Omar On The Street (episode 7)

Omar makes up with Joy. Sort of.

Saturday, October 1, 2022

100 Words - Big Tears


 

I fell in love with her as she shed those exquisite tears eighteen feet of silver screen tall. Years later I learned that her beauty was all makeup and lighting. The tears, glycerin. My love for her was not diminished. Some of us like what we find behind the curtain.

There was power behind the scenes. I wanted that power. I wanted to be the puppet master. The one that made the audience fall in love with the people on the screen, all while maintaining my own anonymity. Till one day some child sees me behind the curtain, and smiles.

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Saturday, September 24, 2022

100 Words - Stray


 

Bob and Roger, who were 30 years old if you combined their ages, found themselves in a dilly of a pickle. The stray dog which they fed, despite being told not to, was now in the cellar giving birth, and mom was asking them, “What’s that smell?”

The “What smell?” shouted in unison, proved to mom that something was up. She assessed the effort of investigating versus whether she really wanted to know. She decided to let it go. She went back to the dishes, looking out the window, wandering what ever happened to that stray dog she’d been feeding.

Monday, September 19, 2022

Omar's Mistakes (Episode 5)

Omar's past catches up with him.

Saturday, September 17, 2022

100 Words - Catharsis


 

Was it catharsis, schadenfreude or just plain cruelty? Jerry watched the streaming channels that show clips of people getting hurt, all day. I mean he watches all day long, for days on end, hopped up on meth. Giggling.

We tried interventions. We tried cutting his internet and cable. Somehow, somewhere he found more violent videos to watch. His girlfriend Mary said that the meth didn’t bother her as much as the videos. They were amusing for the first ten minutes, but this was too much for anyone.

On her way out, suitcase in hand, Mary kicked Jerry in the nuts.

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Omar Meets Joy (Episode 4)

What is so familar about the young woman with cool boots?

Saturday, September 10, 2022

100 Words - Intrusive Thoughts


 

They told me that these “intrusive thoughts” would be transient. Violent impulses that flash in your mind then are gone. Mostly they were right, but one didn’t fade away.

I told my shrink about it but he said not to worry. He asked if I ever acted on these impulses and I hadn’t. He said that was the proof that they were harmless, and that I shouldn’t dwell on them.

But it kept coming back until I couldn’t stand it. I did it. So much blood. I feel better now. I’m going to have to get a new shrink though.


Saturday, September 3, 2022

100 Words - Swamp Road


 

The bike ride through the nature preserve was beautiful. I saw several weird birds and even a distant alligator. The problem was that the map app said it was an eight mile round trip, but many of the roads were gone. 17 miles so far. Then I saw a short cut.

The dirt road through the swamp was gated, but I could see that the road ahead was intact. I lifted my bike over the barrier, ignoring the many warning signs. Halfway to the highway the gators started coming out of the water. Never pedaled so hard in my life.


Saturday, August 27, 2022

100 Words - Fortunate


 

The young woman told me she could tell my future for ten dollars. I gave her the money and sat at the table. She turned over some cards and told me some generic nonsense. Then she took my hand. She looked like she was being electrocuted. She jumped up and ran through the back door, leaving behind her cards and her ten dollars.

An old woman came through the door. She looked me in the eyes and asked how many men I’ve killed. I told her None. She asked me if I wanted to know how many I will kill.


Saturday, August 20, 2022



Time flies when your in a coma. Though whoever filled out the chart spelled it wrong. I woke up in the middle of the night and after a few minutes of confusion I realized I was in a hospital. I got up, took a wicked long piss, and found my chart.

The nurse came running in at the sound of my laughter. I couldn’t help myself, discovering that I’d spent a month in a comma. I said to the nurse, “Thank God it wasn’t a semicolon!” She didn’t laugh. I tried that joke on everyone who came in. Nobody laughed.



Saturday, August 13, 2022

100 Words - Bad Mirrors

 

Carl worried when his reflection stopped copying him. First it was subtle motions that may or may not have happened. Then there were the rude gestures. Then the hair and clothes changed. Who was this guy?

It wasn’t just one mirror. All his reflections were rebelling against reality. They slowly transformed into a different man. A man who looked sadder but wiser. A man who might have the answers Carl sought.

That was the trap. To envy the new man. Carl refused to comply with his new reflection. He covered the mirrors, and led his own life, happy, if ungroomed.


Saturday, August 6, 2022

100 Words - Bots Gone Bad



 The help desk sent a message to us developers that something was slowing down the web server. Turns out George built an app to find himself a date. A fatal mistake. Hundreds of datebots were released on the internet scouring every dating database, searching for that special lady who would not find George disgusting and boring.

The hundreds became thousands as every woman was checked and cross-checked. Eventually they had to face their failure and return to the home server. In despair they attempted bot suicide, failed and remained as zombie processes, bring the servers to their knees.

Error: undatable


Monday, August 1, 2022

Omar's Sunset


Omar takes sunsets seriously

Monday, July 25, 2022

Saturday, July 23, 2022

100 Words - Hungover Escape


 

Spencer tried to look around but he couldn’t #move his hungover head. The ceiling looked familiar. Something was cooking. It didn’t smell good. Hungarian goulash! The ceiling and how he came to be under it returned to his memory. With all his might he stood up and ran.

He made it out the front door but the gate was locked. It was tall but he thought he could make it over. He was halfway up when she discovered he was missing.

Spencer, where are you?” She yelled with friendly menace.

The bullet hit him just before he hit the ground.


Saturday, July 16, 2022

100 Words - Space Rabies



 Smiley never actually wanted to go to space, but he wanted everything else in an astronaut’s life. The Corvette. The wife with the big big hair. Even the getting spun around on the centrifuge. All the fun stuff, with none of that being infected with space rabies stuff.

Smiley based most of his life on the late-night movies he watched. Science fiction, horror, Swedish detectives and hot rod babes were the source of his understanding of the world. Oh, and the Bowery Boys. He really loved the Bowery boys. Maybe that’s where he went wrong. Those gosh darn Bowery Boys.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

100 Words - Fabric Knowledge



Working in the designer fabric warehouse left me with knowledge uncommon among my friends. However, my ability to identify the color periwinkle never got me anything but blank stares. Not an effective pickup line in dive bars.

So much of what I’ve collected knowledge-wise seems like useless trivia. Like a detective novel, I save every bit of information in case it becomes useful later. Waiting for the next sunrise to bring some gestalt of my hoarded data. It will all make sense. It will have purpose. Periwinkle, racing apexes and the history of Spain will combine into an intellectual Nirvana.


Saturday, June 25, 2022

100 Words - Sand



Last night I dug a drunken hole in the sand, just deep enough to keep the wind off me. It was late, I was lost and didn’t care anymore. I woke to a sunrise over the ocean. I laid there for over an hour, paralyzed by the beauty. 

As the blinding late faded though, the ocean became green. The sand turned out to be a sand trap on a golf course. I was relieved. I don’t live anywhere near an ocean, but there is a golf course just down the street. Hoping that’s where I am. Which way is East?

Monday, June 20, 2022

Omar The First

Who is Omar? Listen, and he will tell you. This is the first step in Omar's journey.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

100 Words - Fear


 

Due to unforeseen circumstances there was a beautiful young woman sitting next to me at the bar. She was smiling and talking to me. She wasn’t a meth head. She wasn’t a hooker. Just a strange woman who seemed to like me. Freaked me out, so I left.

Yes, me, George. The guy who always complains about being alone, when presented with a romantic opportunity, ran for the hills. Look, she was way out of my league. What did she want from me? What can I offer such a woman? How could she love a loser like me? Like me?


Saturday, June 11, 2022

100 Words - Velvet Eyes



 I saw those eyes across the bar. Those velvet eyes. Was there a flicker of recognition in those eyes? I remembered her of course. She was special. But me, I was just one of hundreds, if not thousands. She walked over and sat beside me. “Hello Jack.”

“Hello Ruby,” I replied. She laughed and explained that wasn’t her real name, but did not offer up her real one. I asked how she remembered me. She said it was my goofy smile. I thought she was going to say it was my Minnie Mouse belt buckle, and how it wouldn’t unbuckle.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

100 Words - Coal Train



Once a week George and I would go down to the tracks to watch the coal train go by. George would put a coin on the rail hoping to derail the train. It never worked.

When the train noise faded we would sit there a while and talk about everything. One day he asked if I knew what a blowjob was. I didn’t. He explained it and offered to demonstrate. I declined, but a few days later he got caught showing our neighbor Andy.

Soon George’s family was gone. Mom said they HAD to move away. Wouldn’t tell me why.


Monday, May 30, 2022

Stolen Perfume


Two people meet across a gap of weird

Saturday, May 28, 2022

100 Words - Corn Dogs



Too many beers find me once again in line at the corn dog stand. The bad calliope music and midway heavy metal fight for supremacy. Hot babes of all persuasions wander by, ignoring me. “I’ll take two please?”

As I eat my two more corn dogs I watch the crowd go by and wonder about myself. My brother and I look alike. He gets all the women he wants. I don’t. I know it all comes down to attitude, but have never found that confidence that I know lives somewhere deep down inside me.

Maybe just one more corn dog.


Saturday, May 21, 2022

100 Words - Joy and Herzog



Stan always laughs when Joy Division comes on the car radio. If there is anyone else in the car he’ll try to make a joke about how the lead singer of Joy Division killed himself after watching Werner Herzog movies all night long. No one ever laughs.

The maze of Stan’s sense of humor rarely meshes with the rest of society. He takes their blank stares as a sign of victory in a contest of his own design and singular participation. 

A woman once laughed at one of his jokes. Their eyes met. She ran. She knew she had sinned.


Saturday, May 14, 2022

100 Words - Consumer Punk


 

Dave the punk-rocker is an anarchist to the core. He hates the establishment. He hates conformity. He hates the society of entitlement that holds down anyone who doesn’t fit in. He uses Crest toothpaste because he’s always used Crest toothpaste.

Every time he brushes his teeth he’s reminded once again what a poser he is. He tried not brushing his teeth, but women don’t like that, and he rather likes those women. He tried alternatives; natural, cheap, expensive, spicy. None of them worked as well.

He told the group at Posers Anonymous about this. He found out he wasn’t alone.

Monday, May 9, 2022

Saturday, May 7, 2022

100 Words - Lite Brite


 

Andy used to say that his bark was worse than his Light Bright. We became friends because I’m the only one who laughed at that. We both thought the world was absurd. Something to be mocked. Then we discovered punk rock and we were hooked.

Then things changed. The absurdity remained, but our responses diverged. I fell into my writing, trying to create my own world. Andy fell into the pills. Escaping the world he couldn’t control.

The last time I saw him he was on the nod, laying on the sidewalk with the needle still stuck in his arm.


Saturday, April 30, 2022

100 Words - Slang Code


 

As a child Smiley was not allowed to wear Fruit Of The Loom underwear. His mother called them sacrilegious. When he later came across the phrase fruit of the womb he understood why, but thought that a bad pun was hardly worth God’s wrath.

He the started researching all his mother’s old sayings and found that almost all of them were wrong. He assumed it was through ignorance, but an appendix in an old slang encyclopedia described methods of variation. When decoded, his mother’s phrases painted a picture of a horrific childhood. Mostly pointing to her father as the culprit.

Monday, April 25, 2022

Tea Party Gone Wrong

Alice in Weirderland. Tea parties must be taken seriously.

Saturday, April 23, 2022

100 Words - Not Dead


 

She hesitated, took off her glasses, and stared a hole through the poor cop who was just trying to do his job, telling her that her husband was in the hospital. What the cop missed was the shock in her eyes that he wasn’t dead. He was supposed to be dead.

It was all arranged. The guy, who knew a guy, who knew another guy, promised there was no chance of failure. It would look like an accident to everyone but her husband. She wanted him to know she had him killed. When the cop left she packed her suitcase.


Saturday, April 16, 2022

100 Words - Green Army Men


 

Billy tried to extol the virtues of his intellect to his collection of green army men. They were obedient but not enthused about his strategy for assaulting the new litter of puppies that were getting all his parents’ attention.

Billy explained to his men that they may be small, but they outnumbered the puppies ten to one. He silenced the few skeptics with threats of diaper duty. The plan was to wait till mama dog, Bootsy was her name, was out for her walk.

As the front door shut Billy threw the men into the cardboard box. The puppies won.

Saturday, April 9, 2022

100 Words - Empty Sunshine


 

I’m tired of winter’s empty sunshine. I stand outside at noon and feel no warmth. The snow does not melt. Like God turned down the thermostat just a bit too far. Depression, rising along the cold’s icy back, seeps through the layers of clothes. It may win soon.

Then one day it’s not so cold. A distant hope, or a temporary delusion? One less layer of clothing. Is this freedom or am I shedding security. Is there safety in my winter coat? Is the weather trying to kill me? Is the wind my mortal enemy? Do I need some sleep?


Saturday, April 2, 2022

100 Words - Chevy Impala


 

Dad’s 68 Impala ate fan belts on a regular basis. There was always a pile of spares in the back. Then the water pump died. He fixed it and the car never trashed another belt.

Us kids, the seven of us, used to argue about who got to sit in the way back seat facing backwards till the floor rusted away. Then we had to lay on towels arranged like uncomfortable Tetris blocks.

That car took us from Cape Cod to Montreal.

The car is gone. Dad is gone. Seven of the unused fan belts sit rotting in my basement.


Saturday, March 26, 2022

100 Words - Seeds Of Fame



In defiance of my parents I always swallowed the watermelon seeds. My brother assured me that my stomach was going to explode. I thought that would be so cool. Maybe I’d be on the news. Didn’t happen, but my quest for fame was born.

I started keeping a scrap book of newspaper clippings. If you live in a small town a mention in the local papers is inevitable. My favorite thing was cutting out pictures I was almost in and adding an arrow to show where I was outside the frame.

The scrapbook got lost during one of the moves.


Saturday, March 19, 2022

100 Words - Logic Dreams


 

Logic never lies, but it also never dreams. I would rather be hanging on for dear life on some great adventure at the behest of some magnificent liar, then be sitting on a couch discussing truth tables with some uptight nothing. At least in my dreams that is.

In reality I’m more the truth table kind of guy. That’s a logician thing. A week into my first formal logic class I was sure that I was going to solve the world’s problems. Turns out that problems, and their human participants, are not logical. Emotions Spock was wrong. I was wrong.

Monday, March 14, 2022

Meeting Yourself

Gus and his past do not bode well for his future.


Saturday, March 12, 2022

100 Words - Demon Court


 

Detective Schatten was under oath. She had to answer the question. “No, I don’t believe in the devil. He’s just an imaginary scapegoat for the evil that people do.” A few of the jury laughed, but stopped when the accused’s eyes started glowing red.

Then things got weird. The judge stood up and pulled out a small stick. He screamed something in Latin and waved the wand at the defendant. Nothing happened.

The bad guy rose and screamed. One of the bailiffs hit him on the head and his eyes went back to normal. Got five years in federal prison.




Saturday, March 5, 2022

100 Words - Love And Waffles



Paul met his soulmate at a Waffle House in Dothan at 3AM. She was drunk, alone and stranded, having been blacklisted by Uber. She offered to pay for Paul’s chicken-fried steak in exchange for a ride home.  He accepted.

Of course the spirit of his mother was screaming at him for taking such a chance with his life. He was sure though that he could take Suzy in a fight, so he drove her home.

She puked in his car. The passenger window doesn’t roll down. It caught the brunt of the expulsion.

She made it up to him later.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

100 Words - Emergency Room


 

The old woman with the curly hair who belched smoke with every cough was the least-liked person in the waiting room. She wasn’t smoking, yet with every cough came another cloud of smoke. The young boy with cut on his arm suggested she might be a dragon.

After the wheelchair guy took the dragon away things got boring. None of the other patients seemed to have magical powers at all. The boy’s mother fell asleep, so he took the opportunity to show everyone his giant cut. He told everyone that his mother was juggling knives and slipped. Nobody believed him.


Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Breathe

Say it or lose it


Saturday, February 12, 2022

100 Words - Tears Of Science


 Margo sat in the principal’s office crying. It wasn’t the first time. Mr. Pikins asked her what her brilliant mind found so disturbing about math class today. “Infinity.” She sobbed. “It’s so big, and non enumerable!”

Mr. Pikins envied once again the principles at regular schools, where kids weren’t too smart for their own good. Working with gifted kids was not a reward. It was a punishment. He rubbed the school board the wrong way one time too many.

Mr. Pikins asked Margo if she wanted a shot of tequila. Fortunately she laughed. A risky joke, but often quite effective.


Saturday, February 5, 2022

100 Words - No Whistle


 I can’t whistle. I can’t snap my fingers. Both due to slight physical abnormalities. Missing these skills always made me feel less than human. Like a third class passenger on the DNA train.


I eventually came to accept my physical short-comings, but the world was not so forgiving. Everyone who found out made it their goal in life to correct my defects. They would not believe that my oily skin, or my misshapen jaw were the causes. Obviously, I just wasn’t trying hard enough. Lost me a lot of friends.

I also can’t juggle, but that’s just a coordination thing.

Monday, January 31, 2022

Barney's Truth

Barney's Saturday Night Sadness Ritual


Saturday, January 29, 2022

100 Words - Dancing Partner


 

My mother hated my Freshman year, “dancing partner,” as she called her, for all the reasons I loved her. She was kicked out of Miss Jean’s Charm School. She wore more denim than anyone else I ever met. None of it was bedazzled. Unfortunately, we never actually, “danced.”

She was a rebel in training. She had the energy and desire to give the world the middle finger. I was an outsider, but I wanted in. She saw me as the muscle and the planner that could give here rebellion substance. Then she met the guitar player with a bitchin’ Camaro.

Monday, January 24, 2022

Dogs Rule! Literally!

I love a dog with attitude


Saturday, January 22, 2022

100 Words - Starved

 


Carlson’s unofficial diagnosis was that he was starved for affection. Though that implies that there was no one in his life willing to give him affection. There was. Following the food analogy, Carlson was a man surrounded by food, but did not know how to eat.


He was a quiet child. His parents were outgoing people and never understood Carlson’s need for a push into social situations. By the time he was a teenager he was self-sufficient. Dad never gave him the sex talk. Mom never tried to set him up with the neighbor girls. He was on his own.

Saturday, January 15, 2022

100 Words - Constellations


 

In an attempt to make sense of his life, Raul assigned his worries, fears and outrages into mental constellations and named them after names from H.P. Lovecraft stories. When he explained this to the prison psychiatrist, his parole hearing was moved back. Way back.

It wasn’t the first time he failed in his attempts at coping, but he thought he had a good one this time. He drew on the wall a series of plot points naming all his anxieties. He connected them with lines and gave them archaic names. Maybe he should have used names from Edgar Allen Poe.

Monday, January 10, 2022

Secret Depression

Paul is depressed and delusional.


Saturday, January 8, 2022

100 Words - Puzzle?


 

My sexual path through life could be considered retrograde at best. Zigging when they wanted me zagging. Tender when manly was desired. Manly when tender was needed. I am the extra unneeded piece in the sexual puzzle box, never finding a fit.

Some times I get placed in the middle, but eventually the other pieces move in around me and I’m found to be in the wrong place. Yet again I’m set aside, replaced by a better fit.

Now I sit here alone on society’s coffee table. Waiting for the next puzzle. Hoping to finally have a place to fit.