Karen's mother gave birth to her in a movie theater just as the lights came up after a midnight showing of ERASERHEAD. The site of the bloody screaming child caused a variety of reactions. The stoners ran screaming into the night thinking that they had been sucked into the movie. The filmistas chortled assuming the theater was attempting some sort of film/reality crossover gimmick. The drunks puked. Finally one punked-out med student stepped forward, cut the cord with a switchblade and wrapped the newborn Karen in a Black Flag t-shirt. Karen still has the shirt but she's never seen ERASERHEAD.
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