TV Detective Dad Joke

 Bob and Marie sat on the sofa watching their weekly marathon of detective shows.

“Oh he’s the killer.” Bob said.

“Why do you say that?” Marie asked.

“I just know these things.”

“No you don’t. You always think you know who the killer is, but you are always wrong.”

Bob sulked through the rest of the show. When the real killer was revealed, and it wasn’t his pick, he complained about the poor writing.

Bob picked the wrong killer on three more detective shows. He claimed that all three shows have bad writers. Marie began to question her relationship and TV viewing decisions.

The next day at a real crime scene. Bob pointed and yelled, “He’s the killer.” Before Marie could chastise him, the killer pulled out a gun a shot Bob. Bob’s dying words to Marie were, “I told you those shows had bad writers.”