Burden And Diversion

Stick figure man meets his match at the emotional crossroads

100 Words - Burger King Jesus

 The preacher declared that Marty was Jesus reborn. Marty was pretty sure that he wasn’t. He argued that Jesus probably wouldn’t work at Burger King, or have three drunk and disorderly arrests. Yet every Sunday the whole congregation would come and order Whopper meals and bow as he handed them their trays.

At first he swore at them, a lot, but his boss yelled at him. Though, Marty knew his job was safe, because you can’t fire Jesus in a church town. He learned that if he started every sentence with “Hearken yee, or thou shalt” it made people happy.